Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? Funny stuff

 
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?The Mafia wants either ur money or life...The wives want both!====Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.====No Man Can Ever Be SatisfiedWith 4 things in life.(1) Mobile(2) Automobile(3) TV(4) WifeBecause there is always a better model in neighborhood.===Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.===Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!.
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