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Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Ripple.. (story)

A man was sitting by a lake. He was throwing small pebbles into it from time to time. A young boy happened to cross by. He was intrigued to see that after every few minutes or so, the man would toss a pebble into the lake.


The boy went up to the man and said, "Good pastime, this stone throwing, he?" "Hmmm," said the man. He seemed to be deep in thought and obviously did not wish to be disturbed.

Sometime later, the man said softly, "Look at the water, it is absolutely still."


The boy said, "Yeah, it is."

The man tossed a pebble into the water and continued, "Only till I toss a pebble into it now do you see the ripples?"


"Yeah," said the boy, "they spread further and further."

"And soon, the water is still again," offered the man.


The boy said, "Sure, it becomes quiet, after a while."

The man continued, "What if we want to stop the ripples? The root cause of the ripples is the stone. Lets take the stone out. Go ahead and look for it." The boy put his hand into the water and tried to take the stone out.


But he only succeeded in making more ripples. He was able to take the stone out, but the number of ripples that were made in the process were a lot more than before.

The wise man said, "It is not possible to stop the movement of the water once a pebble has been thrown into it. But if we can stop ourselves from throwing the pebble in the first place, the ripples can be avoided altogether! So too, it is with our minds. If a thought enters into it, it creates ripples. The only way to save the mind from getting disturbed is to block and ban the entry of every superfluous thought that could be a potential cause for disturbance. If a disturbance has entered into the mind, it will take its own time to die down. Too many conflicting thoughts just cause more and more disturbances. Once the disturbance has been caused it takes time to ebb out. Even trying to forcibly remove the thought may further increase the turmoil in the mind. Time surely is a great healer, but prevention is always better than cure."


Before you allow a thought or a piece of information to enter your mind, put it through the triple filter test of authenticity, goodness and value.
ayman

Never Tell Your Problems To

Never Tell Your Problems To

... 20%
Don't Care... &

 The other 80%



Are Glad You Have Them...
ayman

Friday, November 11, 2011

Dirty Mind Test Image

اضحك و فرفش مع نكت الاطباء

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فرفشة مع الاطباءء
 
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لما الدكتور يقول

 
لما الدكتور يقول
" هاد المرض ما بيستنى معنا، لازم نعملو عملية فوراً"
يبقى قصده
لازم نلحق نعملك عملية، لأن لو استنينا رح يطيب المرض لوحده وتضيع علينا الفرصة!!

 
لما الدكتور يقول
 
"انت محتاج تعمل شوية تحاليل"
يبقى قصده
من الآخر أنا ما عرفت شوعندك، بلكي الدب اللي بالمختبر يعرف وينورني!!


 


لما الدكتور يقول
 
" استعمل الدوا هاد وتعال لعندي بعد بكرة "



يبقى قصده
 
ها دوا لا بينفع ولا بيضر، تعال بعد يومين عبين ما أكون سألت حدا بيفهم!!

 


لما الدكتور يقول
 
" شو تاريخك المرضي؟!! "
بيكون قصده
بدي اعرف أسامي الدكاترة اللي كنت تروح لعندهم، مشان أعرف انت دفيع ولا لأ.....!!!!


 


لما الدكتور يقول
 
" بشوفك بعد عشر أيام "
يبقى قصده
مشان تدفع معاينة جديدة، انت ما قرأت شو مكتوب عالكرت "المراجعة مجانية خلال أسبوع"!!

 

 
لما الدكتور يقول
 
" عندي خبر مش كويس، وخبر حلو، عندك مرض خطير بس إذا ما ضيعنا وقت ممكن نلحقو ونعالجه "
يبقى قصده
الخبر الحلو اني أخيراً رح اشتري سيارة مرسيدس والخبر المو حلو انك اللي رح تدفع ثمنها!!


 

 
لما الدكتور يقول
 
"احنا رح نتابع تطورات الحاله أسبوع كمان قبل ما نعمل أى اجراء"
يبقى قصده
الصبر طيب يمكن البلوة هي تتحول لشغلة نعرف إلها علاج!!

 


لما الدكتور يقول
 
"اعمل التحاليل في المركز هاد، أنا بثق بالنتائج عندهم"
بيكون قصدو
بيدفعولي عمولة 40% من ثمن التحاليل!!
 

 


 
لما الدكتور يقول
" أنا رح احولك على أخصائي يشوف حالتك أحسن مني "
قصده:
انت صحتك مثل الفل بس الزلمة هاد مزنوق على قرشين وواجب ننفعه

 
       

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

creativity with Shopping cart ( Beautiful Creativity )

: creativity with Shopping cart ( Beautiful Creativity )




HARD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )


  HRD Notice of a company to employees! ( Have You Received )



 

HRD Notice of a company to employees!
 
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Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
*********** 1) TRANSPORTATION :
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary. a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
***********
2) ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). - They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs. *********** 3) LUNCH BREAK : a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
*********** 4) SICK DAYS : We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness. - If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
*********** 5) SURGERY : As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. - You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. *********** 6) INTERNET USAGE : All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary. - Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection. Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.
Best Regards , HRD ***********
 
      



Bear is My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )

  Bear My Friend ( Unusual Friendship )


 

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